I was in the grocery store with Lily today, looking to stock up on Amish Friendship Bread supplies. I was stopped by a display of decorative outdoor clocks, which I've been wanting for awhile. After deciding which one I liked best, I told Lily that she could get it for me for Mother's Day.
"When is Mother's Day?" she asked.
"In 8 days, I think. Are you going to make me breakfast in bed?"
She looked at me with scorn in her eyes.... "Well, smell you!"
As if I had no right to ask for such an extravagant absurdity.
I laughed for several aisles.
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Whenever we drive past a park, Max exclaims, "There's a parking store!"
I have no idea where he got this one.
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