Playing Catchup

Some of the newest funnies by my kids the last few months......

For Christmas, Lily got one of those FurReal cats that move and purr. When I told her that she better watch out, or the cat would run away, she said, "Not on my watch."

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I got a really bad haircut a few months ago. I should have KNOWN that my bangs were going to be decimated because the stylist had her own hair in gigantic bangs. I walked away from the salon with major bangs, instead of the little fringe I usually wear. I was trying to do damage control with my curling iron, when Cara walked in. She told me to try to straighten my bangs. I obviously did this wrong because my bangs ended up standing straight up in the air. After a few minutes of gasping laughter, Cara said "Did the Flock of Seagulls cry when you quit the band?"

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Max was playing with a toy bat (the flying kind) the other night and pretended to bite Cara with it. When she pretended to die, Max said, "NO! You can't die! He didn't have a sword!"

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I picked Lily up from Sunday School last Sunday and she was visibly upset. She handed me the craft that they had done and it was very pretty - two pieces of waxed paper with crayon shavings melted inside with two larger paper hearts. When I asked what was wrong, she said, "I didn't do this right!! You can't even read what is written on the heart!!" I asked her what the heart said, and she sobbed "Do not be anxious!"

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